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--My short story, "At the Hospital" is in this brand new zine...
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Cigarettes and chocolate milk
These are just a couple of my cravings
Everything it seems I likes a little bit stronger
A little bit thicker, a little bit harmful for me
If I should buy jellybeans
Have to eat them all in just one sitting
Everything it seems I likes a little bit sweeter
A little bit fatter, a little bit harmful for me
And then theres those other things
Which for several reasons we wont mention
Everything about em is a little bit stranger, a little bit harder
A little bit deadly
Its not very smart
Tends to make one part
So brokenhearted
Sitting here remembering me
Always been a shoe made for the city
Go ahead accuse me of just singing about places
With scrappy boys faces have general run of the town
Playing with prodigal sons
Take a lot of sentimental valiums
Cant expect the world to be your raggedy andy
While running on empty you little old doll with a frown
You got to keep in the game
Retaining mystique while facing forward
I suggest a reading of lesson in tightropes
Or surfing your high hopes or adios kansas
Its not very smart
Tends to make one part
So brokenhearted
Still theres not a show on my back
Holes or a friendly intervention
Im just a little bit heiress, a little bit irish
A little bit tower of pisa
Whenever I see ya
So please be kind if Im a mess
Cigarettes and chocolate milk
Cigarettes and chocolate milk
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--Comic/actor Chris Farley is mentioned!
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Oh, and "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" TV series, any episode, even the Riley ones, effs THAT piece of pretentious crap up the ass any day of the week.
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--The college intern in my office who doesn't even need make-up, gave me this site. :-)
She informed me that you place any orders and they send you a ton of coupons to use on their website, "like 50% off". HA! I love it!
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http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0070801/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Bened
TITLE: The Christians and the Pagans
Lyrics and Chords
Amber called her uncle, said "We're up here for the holiday
Jane and I were having Solstice, now we need a place to stay"
And her Christ-loving uncle watched his wife hang Mary on a tree
He watched his son hang candy canes all made with red dye number three
He told his niece, "It's Christmas eve, I know our life is not your style"
She said, "Christmas is like Solstice, and we miss you and it's been awhile"
/ G C Am D / / Em C Am D / / G C Am D / /
So the Christians and the Pagans sat together at the table
Finding faith and common ground the best that they were able
And just before the meal was served, hands were held and prayers were said
Sending hope for peace on earth to all their gods and goddesses
/ G C Em D / / Em C Am D / Em C Am D G - /
The food was great, the tree plugged in, the meal had gone without a hitch
Till Timmy turned to Amber and said, "Is it true that you're a witch?"
His mom jumped up and said, "The pies are burning," and she hit the kitchen
And it was Jane who spoke, she said, "It's true, your cousin's not a Christian"
"But we love trees, we love the snow, the friends we have, the world we share
And you find magic from your God, and we find magic everywhere"
So the Christians and the Pagans sat together at the table
Finding faith and common ground the best that they were able
And where does magic come from, I think magic's in the learning
Cause now when Christians sit with Pagans only pumpkin pies are burning
When Amber tried to do the dishes, her aunt said, "Really, no, don't bother"
Amber's uncle saw how Amber looked like Tim and like her father
He thought about his brother, how they hadn't spoken in a year
He thought he'd call him up and say, "It's Christmas and your daughter's here"
He thought of fathers, sons and brothers, saw his own son tug his sleeve saying
"Can I be a Pagan?" Dad said, "We'll discuss it when they leave"
So the Christians and the Pagans sat together at the table
Finding faith and common ground the best that they were able
Lighting trees in darkness, learning new ways from the old, and
Making sense of history and drawing warmth out of the cold
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--I am reading the one titled, "How to Save Money by Shopping Once a Month". I doubt this is possible unless I am buying mostly items that can be frozen or are canned but I will read on...
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- Location:Work Sweet Work
- Mood:
awesome - Music:Love Is Alright Tonight / Rick Springfield
http://www.credomobile.com/default.a
--Like the website says, it's more than just a phone company...
http://www.credomobile.com/handset/hand
--Free with sign up.
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--I adore this show. This info is priceless!
EDIT:
http://video.bravotv.com/player/?fid=36
--OH GIRL! Lisa tells Kim off. Nene tells Kim off! It's clips from the reunion show!
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--I would have gone with The Clooney or Jon Hamm.
--Isn't Hugh Jackman a little too good to be true? Dang, I am getting cynical in my old age...
Edited:
http://tomandlorenzo.blogspot.com/
--Ummmm, I may have to rethink this...
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